on a stormy sea of moving emotion
April 2012
187 posts
- girl: sir can i go to the toilet
- male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
- girl: but im having girl issues
- male teacher: omfg go
what if there was a popular tv show that had a gay character whose entire personality and plot wasn’t based on the fact that they’re gay
for once
the dick killing everybody
isn’t sam’s
American Tune
Andrew Jackson Jihad
Andrew Jackson Jihad-American Tune
I am white, and I’ve got everything I need
No one clutches their purses when they’re in a room alone with me
And I can drive through any neighborhood I please
At any hour, and the police don’t do a thing
So if I see a penny on the ground
I leave it alone or fucking flip it
I’m a straight white male in America
I’ve got all the luck I need
I’m a guy getting paid more than a girl with a degree
And I can walk down the streets after dark, no one wants to rape me
And I can get a girl pregnant, and just as easily flee
Just like my straight white male dad did to me
So if I see a penny on the ground
I leave it alone or fucking flip it
I’m a straight white male in America
I’ve got all the luck I need
I’ve got a pile of broken mirrors and I’m walking under ladders
And I’m spilling tons of salt because to me that doesn’t matter
Because my skin and my gender and my orientation
Are the best things to have when you live in this nation
I recommend it highly
So if I see a penny on the ground
I leave it alone or fucking flip it
I’m a straight white male in America
I’ve got all the luck I need
Shit’s gonna work out for me
I’m a straight white male in America
I got all the luck I need
Play
2:32
It’s so warm I can sit on the front porch and eat breakfast
when you try your best but you don’t succeed
when you get what you want but not what you need
When you feel so tired, but you can’t sleep
- Arthur: You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and I'm about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
- Ford: Why, what did she tell you?
- Arthur: I don't know, I wasn't listening.
Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
One time I didn’t have a tampon but my friend had an extra so it was fine
Supernatural - the fandom where you miss cars, necklaces and leather jackets just as much as you miss actual characters.
have you ever sat in class and listened to the conversations around you and realize that you are the smartest person in the room
Carry On Wayward Son
Kansas
Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas
Number one rule of fandom: Thou shalt never not reblog this song if thou art a member of the Supernatural fandom.
Is it bad that I teared up a little bit?
Thanks to Supernatural fandom, I have a shit-ton of kinks I never had before.
Like:
- priest!kink
- gun!play
- blood!play
- knotting
- panty!kink
- rimming
- shotgunning
- sex pollen
- top!Cas/top!Misha (yes, this is a kink)
The list goes one and on…
So thank you Supernatural fandom for all of your filthy, filthy porn.
I’ll function properly again one of these days…just not today.
