- girl: sir can i go to the toilet
- male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
- girl: but im having girl issues
- male teacher: omfg go
the dick killing everybody
It’s so warm I can sit on the front porch and eat breakfast
- Arthur: You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and I'm about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
- Ford: Why, what did she tell you?
- Arthur: I don't know, I wasn't listening.
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
One time I didn’t have a tampon but my friend had an extra so it was fine
have you ever sat in class and listened to the conversations around you and realize that you are the smartest person in the room
- sex pollen
- top!Cas/top!Misha (yes, this is a kink)
The list goes one and on…
So thank you Supernatural fandom for all of your filthy, filthy porn.
I’ll function properly again one of these days…just not today.